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catasters:

Don’t go! Don’t you hear me baby?

I got an interview at the bank

and I embellished the shit out of my resume, saying I’m bilingual and personable. I hope these lies don’t haunt me to hard and I really hope I get the job so I can get the FUCK out of the Moose and make good money and be happy. I’ve been considering doing a bump of molly or taking an adderall so I come across as personable as I claim to be. I really really really hope it works out.

I applied at the bank, pleeeease work out.

think*

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Quick civics lesson:

primeribofamerica:

dionthesocialist:

Freedom of speech is: the government will never (lol) create a law impugning your right to say whatever you want as long as it doesn’t create an immediate risk of harm for others.

Freedom of speech is not: you can say whatever you want and no one is allowed to get offended or call you out for being a jackass.

B L E S S

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rratchetandshank:

dekutree:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk. 

But I like this song.

satansboner:

playedinspace:

the one about the orange leaf HAHAHAH

kdijhdjfehirufs

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thisnewheart-ofmine:

wereallmadasrabbitshere:

WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

LOLOLOL THIS IS THE BEST! 

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